This just in - NHL cancels season.
Seriously, I couldn't care less. Frankly, I had forgotten what NHL stood for until I read that article. I had been entertaining myself by making up new names such as the "Nothin' Happenin' League" and the "Neverending Horsesh*t League".
Get the puck outta here....
I mean it - I just can't be bothered with those pucking idiots anymore. They can all puck off as far as I am concerned.
Ben is really excited, though, because this means SportsCenter won't get bogged down with stupid hockey scores. He makes a good point, as always.