Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Plaintiff Says Penis Pills Don't Work

Surprised Sucker Says Stick Still Small

Ok - I am not going into detail on this one. Read it for yourselves. Here is my one thought though: How desperate do you have to be for a refund to file a lawsuit against a penis pill company? I mean, now the whole world knows two things about you that I bet you would have preferred to keep secret: 1) You watch infomercials; and 2) You buy the crap they advertise. Oh right, there is that third thing: You have a small pecker....still.

2 comments:

Nizzle von Zieman said...

ok that dude is a retard, results in a week? 3 f'in inches in a week? If you get a CUT it doesn't even HEAL in a week wtf is he thinking. Chia pet doesn't even grow that fast...

Sassy said...

All good points. I would like to point out, however, that, unlike the weinerless wonder, the Chia pet DOES grow...eventually.