Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Plaintiff Says Penis Pills Don't Work

Surprised Sucker Says Stick Still Small

Ok - I am not going into detail on this one. Read it for yourselves. Here is my one thought though: How desperate do you have to be for a refund to file a lawsuit against a penis pill company? I mean, now the whole world knows two things about you that I bet you would have preferred to keep secret: 1) You watch infomercials; and 2) You buy the crap they advertise. Oh right, there is that third thing: You have a small pecker....still.

1 comment:

BenJoBubble said...

All good points. I would like to point out, however, that, unlike the weinerless wonder, the Chia pet DOES grow...eventually.