Friday, February 23, 2007

Beaver Spotted in NYC; First Time in 200 Years!

Whose? Britney's or Paris'?

[Ed. Note - We have the links to very revealing pics but decided to be classy ... or something]

Saturday, February 17, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: The Cap'n Pops The Question!

Yes - it's true! The Cap'n got on bended knee in front of friends in Barbados and asked Sassy to marry him!

[Ed. Note: Sassy said 'yes'!]

So there you have it! Stay tuned for updates from the happy couple!

[Another Ed. Note: (with a hint of sarcasm): Maybe third time's the charm, eh?]

Some things are too funny to pass up ...... !