My name is Spiderman. Last time we communicated, I was in arachnid hell, recovering from a Hawaiian date rape. Since then, I've spent a few days in Hershey, PA ("the sweetest smelling place on earth") while Sassy visited some old college & law school buddies. Last night, in Savannah, GA, I hooked up with this mermaid babe. She's real quiet. I'm taking her to Titsville - I mean Titusville, FL.
Friday, September 22, 2006
My name is Spiderman. I'm not feeling so good. I think that Hawaiian chick slipped me a roofie. Um... I'm told we're leaving Delaware today and continuing the Lala Lounge Road Trip up to Hershey, PA today. Talk amongst yourselves 'til I'm done puking.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
My name is Spiderman. Today, I'm kicking back on Sassy's "morning screw" (I don't know what that means but that's what she calls it). Catching some rays at Lum's Pond in the First State. (That means Delaware, fools!) Oh yeah, and Sam, Da Dawg, says, "What up."
Monday, September 11, 2006
Not to worry, however, because while Sassy and The Cap'n were sleeping, I snuck out and went for a ride on their motorbike (I think they call it Bonnie for some reason). I rode to Ocean City, MD and drank some rum runners at Seacrets (a/k/a Jamaica, USA). Mmm mmm good! Then, I jetted over to Fager's Island for their famous sunset thingy: they play the William Tell Overture as the sun sets ... and perfectly timed. It was very cool and I highly recommend it.
Anyway, I heard Sassy and The Cap'n say we're going to Delaware today. I'll keep you posted along the way. Spidey senses (slightly dulled thanks to Seacrets) activated now!
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Friday, September 08, 2006
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
My name is Spiderman. I enjoy pina coladas, walks in the rain, Kirsten Dunst, and kicking it on the dash on road trips with Sassy and The Cap'n. Last time I checked, we were in Cordele, GA: the alleged "Watermelon Capital" of the world! And yet, I see no black people... Weird. I'll keep my eye out and keep you posted. Activating Spidey Senses now!
Monday, September 04, 2006
Left Fort Lauderdale around 9:30 a.m. Arrived in Georgia at 6:00 p.m. Three piss stops (yes, I said "piss" stops) along the way. Funniest memory? Here you go:
Sassy: Hey! Check it out! That billboard says, "Bibles On Sale, Exit 11"!
[laughter all round - even Sam snarfled]
The Cap'n: Hey! Maybe we should go get some new bibles. Mine's pretty worn thin from all the reading I've been doing. Who knows - maybe there's been some updates in the new ones!
[more giggles in the truck]
Sassy: Yeah. Like now there's 20 commandments instead of 10.
The Cap'n: Or maybe when Moses dropped that other tablet there was some kind of addendum to the original 10 that we never heard about.
Sassy: Ooooooh yeah! Like maybe page 2 actually said: "Please disregard all of the foregoing and seriously obey this One Most Important Commandment ...."
[there was much laughter and then the couple sobered up and got into a serious conversation about war and politics and religion ..... did we mention the conversation was serious? so serious, in fact that, Sam Da Dawg finally stuck his head between the two front seats and issued a very loud, and very moist, BURRRP ..... and the giggling started again]
Hey - I thought it was important to interrupt
their bullshit before it was too late, ok?
So sue me for burping!
[Sassy's cellphone pic of Sam right after the BURRP]
Road Trippin' Sassy
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