Dog helps bust owner on drug charge
Do you see what I was saying earlier? Dogs suck.
A cat would never commit such an atrocity. First of all, we don't see the need to belittle ourselves by playing "fetch" in the park with humans. Secondly, you can damn well bet we're not gonna go diving into some stinking pond. And finally, I would never allow someone to address me by the initials J.D......What does that even stand for anyway? "Just Demented"? "Juvenile Delinquent"? Only a fool would have J.D. as a name (or any part thereof).....
Signed Playdough (the cat)
Ed. Note: Playdough will no longer be permitted to post on this blog. It is becoming clear to me that he has something against dogs and, possibly, lawyers.