Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Anna and The Ding [Bat]

Nude man swims across Biscayne Bay in search of Anna Kournikova


The Naked Nightmare Posted by Hello

Yeah, he did it. He swam 200 yards across the Biscayne Bay in downtown Miami. Stark naked. Claims he had a date with Anna. Yeah, ok, buddy. Whatever you say. Unfortunately, she apparently gave him the wrong address - he came ashore (no pun intended) about three houses away, where he was discovered lolling around in the buff in "a most lewd position," according to a startled neighbor.

Now, I have two theories about this bare-assed blunder.

Theory Number One: It was the blonde's idea.

Mischievous Maria? Posted by Hello

Ya think maybe this was just a friendly prank between the dueling Russian tennis tarts? (Ok - I admit. I've had a "thing" against Maria Sharapova ever since my Captain declared she was one of the "hottest chicks" he had seen in a long time. He has since recanted but I think that was only because I pouted for about 6 months.) Anyway, I can just imagine little Miss Sharpie paying off the dastardly diver and daring him to pay a visit to the other diva's house.

Theory Number Two: It was the blonde's idea.

Crafty Kournikova? Posted by Hello

Then again, Kournikova has had to take a back seat ever since that Maria chick came along and stole center court. I mean, it's gotta really gall Anna that not only is Sharapova cuter and younger, she can actually play tennis too. Hmmm...... Maybe Anna staged the whole thing just to get back into the news. And if you count this blog as news...it worked.

Well, it just goes to prove my other theory: You can't trust blondes.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe Captain would say something like that! What's the matter with him?

-- Boz

Sassy said...

It is possible that, at the time of the ridiculous comment, he was under the influence of vodka...or some other Russian mind-eraser. Anyway, the good news is, he seems to have come back to his senses.