Another Playdough Post
Well, seeing as how that tart, Sassy, claims she's "too busy" to talk to you losers, I thought I would continue my campaign of cat conversion. You see, eventually you will all agree with me that (and excuse the repetition here) dogs suck. They are truly stupid. For example (as if you needed further evidence) look at the following article:
Playdough's Point Proven in Parade
Exhibit 1 (Oh yeah...that's real cute).
I mean, exactly how low does your self-esteem have to be to allow humans to dress you up and put you in an Easter Parade? And hundreds of the mentally-challenged man-friends showed up to this mess! It's a travesty, a sham, a mockery....well, you know the rest.
We, the dignified members of the Cat Nation, would never, ever, participate in such a degrading debacle.
You know what? I simply can't continue. That pathetic photo says it all and sadly, there are plenty more where that one came from.
Members of the jury, I present to you, Exhibit 2.
Exhibit 2 (Does this dog actually think those are his ears?)
And the self-imposed doggy degradation doesn't end there, oh no. Please look, if you can, at Exhibit 3.
Exhibit 3 (Dog dementia doesn't discriminate).
And finally, ladies and members of the jury, I ask you to consider the following:
Exhibit 4 (I rest my case).