Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Post Office
The scene is a German post office. There are several officials standing around a brown box. Said box is vibrating ominously. They call in the bomb squad. And then, the owner of the package....Crisis averted.
You just have to love this dude. He tells the worried workers that he was simply trying to return the sex doll to the manufacturer because "it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment." You know, it's always the same with you men. I mean, my ex-husband used to accuse me of the same thing. So I just stopped getting turned on at all. Then I traded his sorry ass in for a way better model. My new boy toy comes with actual feelings. (Er....read that however you choose. We're all grown ups here.)
Kinda makes you wonder though....why does my mailman always have that odd grin on his face.
I mean, I always remember to remove the batteries first.....