Sassy, Ever wonder what it feels like to have your heart ripped out and then stomped on? No, I refer not to the cruel game of love. Rather a sick and twisted tale of boy and his favorite athlete. May you understand what this player could have done to you if signed by the Iggles ... who are so average by the way ... Better luck next year.
One of the world's foremost authorities on football (you may know her) mentioned in a comment earlier that Plaxico was not a "team" player. That being said, my desire to see him in dark, metallic green was instantly quelled. I mean, if Jazzy doesn't want him in the Burg, we sure as shit don't want him in the Link.
As for your description of the Eagles as being average: Perhaps they are. Then again, maybe y'inz has sour grapes?
Plaxico was a fine player and did care drastically for the team. If you read my article you know the people of da' burgh gave him a bum rap. He also was a money player and he wants the big bucks. So have fun winning where the grass is greener Plax ... ironically enough he didn't think that was Philly. Most likely because he didn't want a half-ass overrated QB throwing "catchable" balls at his feet. I don't have sour grapes. I'm just glad I don't hail from a city that boos Santa and injured people.
Sincerely, A dog named Billy (glad to add to some J-Jive)
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Sassy,
Ever wonder what it feels like to have your heart ripped out and then stomped on? No, I refer not to the cruel game of love. Rather a sick and twisted tale of boy and his favorite athlete. May you understand what this player could have done to you if signed by the Iggles ... who are so average by the way ... Better luck next year.
http://www.youvegottalovesports.com/NFL/031805-world_is_not_round.htm
Dear USCU2
One of the world's foremost authorities on football (you may know her) mentioned in a comment earlier that Plaxico was not a "team" player. That being said, my desire to see him in dark, metallic green was instantly quelled. I mean, if Jazzy doesn't want him in the Burg, we sure as shit don't want him in the Link.
As for your description of the Eagles as being average: Perhaps they are. Then again, maybe y'inz has sour grapes?
Dear Jazzy:
Chicken shit.
Signed - A dog named Billy
Plaxico was a fine player and did care drastically for the team. If you read my article you know the people of da' burgh gave him a bum rap. He also was a money player and he wants the big bucks. So have fun winning where the grass is greener Plax ... ironically enough he didn't think that was Philly. Most likely because he didn't want a half-ass overrated QB throwing "catchable" balls at his feet. I don't have sour grapes. I'm just glad I don't hail from a city that boos Santa and injured people.
Sincerely,
A dog named Billy (glad to add to some J-Jive)
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