I mean, did you read this article? Cat Goes For 10-mile Road Trip On Top Of Car. Do you see what I am saying? A dog would never have survived for 10 miles on the roof of an automobile. I would also like to point out that the lady driving the car is an idiot. Is she a lawyer perhaps?
Signed - Playdough
(What? You didn't really think that tart Sassy could stop me from posting on this website, did you? Seriously. It was a simple matter of hacking into her computer while she was passed out on the sofa after her third vodka cocktail this morning.)