Who Put The "I" In "IT"?

I bet you don't know what the "I" in "IT" stands for. You probably think it stands for "Information" - as in "Information Technology" - or some such Innocuous Thing.

Well, you're wrong.

The "I" in "IT" stands for "Idiots"- as in "Idiots Test" my fricking patience!


Remember the Samsonite commercial?

By the way, Dell, you make a product that can withstand anything! Thanks!

And that's all I have to say on that.

Signed,
Sassy "I Survived The IT Department And All I Got Was A Fucked Up Computer" Springer

P.S. Thanks to Bill Gates for Windows XP Restore Points. That little utility saved me from a certain ride on Old Sparky.

Ed. NOTE: The above commentary is not intended to impugn the reputation of those fine individuals in IT Departments across the country who actually know what the hell they are doing. I mean, I am sure there are one or two out there.....