A Post From Sam, The Dog

So, I was kicking back at home when I read the following story in our local newspaper:

Breaking News: Cat Has Two Faces


This, my friends, is not news.

I could have told you that years ago.

All cats are conniving, cantankerous, crafty and cunning creatures.


Well...all except this one...he's obviously retarded.

Seriously though - cats should be banned from existence. They cheat, lie, scratch, spray, and steal cheese treats from deserving dogs. I hate them.

Signed,
Sam, The Faithful Friend