So, I was kicking back at home when I read the following story in our local newspaper:
Breaking News: Cat Has Two Faces
This, my friends, is not news.
I could have told you that years ago.
All cats are conniving, cantankerous, crafty and cunning creatures.
Well...all except this one...he's obviously retarded.
Seriously though - cats should be banned from existence. They cheat, lie, scratch, spray, and steal cheese treats from deserving dogs. I hate them.
Sam, The Faithful Friend