According to the wandering Wilbanks' twin brother, Jenny was something of a juvie....In a New York Post interview, Matthew describes his sibling as a shoplifting psycho, who has been arrested on more than one occasion. He even says that, thanks to his special twin-tuning, he had a hunch the whole abduction horror was a hoax right from the get go. Lovely....
In the article, our fave flee-ancée [I wish I had coined that term] is also described as a sweater stealing stalker. Oh...and it also turns out J-Willy may have inherited her flighty ways. Seems mommy was a runner too; she bolted from her husband after she was busted boinking her boss. It's a juicy article!
Anyway, most importantly, another burning question has been answered:
The Question: Where did she get those peepers?
The Answer: Cosmetic surgery gone wild....
According to the Post's sources, Jenny has had her eyes done [botched], her boobs done [gee, really?], and her jaw deliberately broken and wired shut [too bad they removed the wire....]. The woman's a mess! But she sure does make great blogger fodder. See, e.g., these blogs about Jenny-On-The Jog.
Surgery Free Sassy
P.S. The hysterical photo above was created by fellow blogger, Steakbellie. You can read his hilarious posts on the topic here. Shout out to Philly!