Thursday, June 30, 2005

Jeepers Creepers....

By way of follow up to our recent runaway bride rant, peep this:

According to the wandering Wilbanks' twin brother, Jenny was something of a juvie....In a New York Post interview, Matthew describes his sibling as a shoplifting psycho, who has been arrested on more than one occasion. He even says that, thanks to his special twin-tuning, he had a hunch the whole abduction horror was a hoax right from the get go. Lovely....

In the article, our fave flee-ancée [I wish I had coined that term] is also described as a sweater stealing stalker. Oh...and it also turns out J-Willy may have inherited her flighty ways. Seems mommy was a runner too; she bolted from her husband after she was busted boinking her boss. It's a juicy article!

Anyway, most importantly, another burning question has been answered:

The Question: Where did she get those peepers?
The Answer: Cosmetic surgery gone wild....

According to the Post's sources, Jenny has had her eyes done [botched], her boobs done [gee, really?], and her jaw deliberately broken and wired shut [too bad they removed the wire....]. The woman's a mess! But she sure does make great blogger fodder. See, e.g., .

Signed,

Surgery Free Sassy

P.S. The hysterical photo above was created by fellow blogger, Steakbellie. You can read his hilarious posts on the topic here. Shout out to Philly!

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fortunately, some nut-jobs LOOK like nut-jobs. -- Boz

Sassy said...

No kidding! How did her dude NOT see that shit coming?

JazzyJ said...

What I would like to know is how on earth can he still he still want to marry her? Far be it from me to judge...but dude is just ASKING to wake up one morning, and find her gone (with all of his stuff). She will turn up a year later with new butt implants and a crazy story about being abducted by hispanic aliens.

This woman, and the attention she has gotten, for basically pulling the wool over everyone's eyes is EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH 24 HOUR CABLE NEWS.

(quietly climbs down off soapbox)
Jazzy

Sassy said...

In the Katie Couric interview, Jennifer responds to similar queries, thus:

"Aren't there any more hopeless romantics out there?"

Yeah...um....ok. Sassy assumes that by "hopeless romantics" she meant "homicidal maniacs".....