Thursday, March 23, 2006

Crackhead to Cops: "Test my pipe, please?"

Sassy can't make this shit up. Sassy can't stop laughing. [Seriously. I can't. I may need medical attention.]

So, this joker actually walked up to uniformed police officers and asked them to check his new crack pipe so he could be certain he received a real rock. [Apparently, he didn't trust his drug dealer...] Did I mention that the cops were in uniform? Oy. Only in Florida, eh?

Actually, the part of the story that really intrigued me was the fact that the officers in question were "investigating a burglary and trying to catch loose dogs" when Crackhead Genius approached them. Wait - "investigating a burglary and trying to catch loose dogs"??? Tell me more! I mean, how many dogs are we talking about? How did they get "loose"? Were the dogs wanted for questioning in connection with the burglary? Are they suspects? Or are they just "canines of interest"?

[Sam, The Dog, says that canine critters are not capable of criminal conduct. Yeah, sure. Whatever. Tell that to the Beanie Baby you completely de-stuffed yesterday, pal. We never did find its eyes ....]

Anyway, folks, I think we can safely say we have yet another candidate for this year's Sassy Travels Village Idiot Contest.

Signed,
Sane Sassy

[Ed. Note: Click here to read a Village Idiot post from last year.]

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2 comments:

AnkleBone said...

THIS is why (among many reasons) I love reading your blog. It's good to hear that justice was served as a result of excellent police work.

Sassy said...

Hahahahaha! Boney, yer funny!