Friday, May 20, 2005

A Cut Above The Test[es]

Woman charged with cutting husband's penis

How many times do I have to tell you guys not to let angry women tie you up?

1 comment:

uscu2 said...

"Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center."

Yeah forget the fact that she had to tie him up, have scissors in her hand, and actually cut enough to require 15 stitches. It was a complete accident. You have to be friggin kidding me. I think the actual term is premeditation, but if she didn't intend to cut him what was she going to do? Was she carrying scissors for kicks? Was she going to give him the scare of a lifetime to straighten him out? Was just trying to get a rise out of him ... sorry bad joke.

Don't let women tie you up. Especially if you've been cheating on her. Pretty good rule of thumb.