Dear Loyal Reader(s):
We know. We know. Sassy has been M.I.A. for a while. Here's the thing: Sometimes Sassy actually practices law. And for that, we apologize. (Not only to you, but also to her clients, the American Bar Association, and the entire judicial system. We're frankly still amazed she graduated law school, let alone passed a bar....)
We anticipate our wayward head writer's return sometime later this week (after she finishes a pesky appellate brief), with an all new installment of Philly/Willy Trip Observations. In the interim, she says to tell you guys that she knew the Garden Gnome would get sent home and she predicts George Clooney will have yet another award to add to his Oscar and Golden Globes. And yes, we've tried to explain to Sassy that Taylor Hicks and Clooney are two different people, but she always responds (in typical Sassy fashion) with: "I know you are, but what am I?" Someone should really talk to her about her drinking ....
Anyway, as The Cap'n always says, "Stand by to stand by." We promise - Sassy shall return very soon!
Thank you for your loyal patronage,
Your Sassy Editors
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