Wednesday, November 23, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Owens Ouster OK'ed

LIVE! (1:35 p.m.): Dave Spadaro, of the Eagles website and live radio show, just reported that the arbitrator has ruled against T.O. and the four-game suspension will be upheld. Stay tuned for further updates!

UPDATE! (1:52 p.m.): In addition to approving the suspension, Richard Bloch, the arbitrator, added that the Eagles have the right to deactivate Owens for the rest of the season!

UPDATE! (2:26 p.m.): In related news, Drew Rosenhaus is said to be seeking a Presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. When reached for comment, Marshmallow, a recent recipient of the very salvation sought by the sports agent, offered the following:

"Gobble, gobble, asshole. Gobble, gobble."

For more on this and other developing stories, stay tuned to the Sassy Sports Station! [Ok - it's not so much a "sports station" as it is a "sports" sofa ... next to my "sports" liquor cabinet ... but y'all get the point].

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The Boz said...

Even a genius can't fart in people's faces forever and expect to get away with it.

BTW -- Glad you're back.

Sassy said...

Yeah - that's why I always quit jobs before I get fired.....

Thanks, Boz!

Sassy said...

BTW - does anyone think it's a coincidence that Rosenhaus is such a turd and graduated from Duke Law?

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! First real guffaw of the day! Thanks, Sassy.

(I wish to remain anonymous.)

Sassy said...

Thank you for your patronage, oh anonymous one. You come for the content, you stay for the guffaws, right?