LIVE! (1:35 p.m.): Dave Spadaro, of the Eagles website and live radio show, just reported that the arbitrator has ruled against T.O. and the four-game suspension will be upheld. Stay tuned for further updates!
UPDATE! (1:52 p.m.): In addition to approving the suspension, Richard Bloch, the arbitrator, added that the Eagles have the right to deactivate Owens for the rest of the season!
UPDATE! (2:26 p.m.): In related news, Drew Rosenhaus is said to be seeking a Presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. When reached for comment, Marshmallow, a recent recipient of the very salvation sought by the sports agent, offered the following:
"Gobble, gobble, asshole. Gobble, gobble."
For more on this and other developing stories, stay tuned to the Sassy Sports Station! [Ok - it's not so much a "sports station" as it is a "sports" sofa ... next to my "sports" liquor cabinet ... but y'all get the point].
Tags: Sassy Travels; Terrell Owens; T.O.; Philadelphia Eagles; Donovan McNabb; NFL; sports; McNabb; Drew Rosenhaus
5 comments:
Even a genius can't fart in people's faces forever and expect to get away with it.
BTW -- Glad you're back.
Yeah - that's why I always quit jobs before I get fired.....
Thanks, Boz!
BTW - does anyone think it's a coincidence that Rosenhaus is such a turd and graduated from Duke Law?
OMG!!! First real guffaw of the day! Thanks, Sassy.
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Thank you for your patronage, oh anonymous one. You come for the content, you stay for the guffaws, right?
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