Friday, June 09, 2006

Judge To Counsel: Remember, Paper Covers Rock!

So, you've probably already heard, but just in case you live in a cave:

This week, a federal judge in Florida ordered opposing counsel to a game of "rock, paper, scissors" to settle a deposition dispute.

Don't believe me? Here's a pic of the actual order.



You can read more about it here.

Ya know, only a couple of lawyers could be so cantankerous and uncooperative as to force this kind of judicial ruling. I'm tempted to fly out to Tampa on June 30th to blog the event live! Cuz you know, someone's bound to argue that rock crushes paper....

Signed,
Sassy Scissors

[CREDIT: Sassy shout-out to Crackhead Contributor, Jazzy, for this one!]

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2 comments:

The Boz said...

Damn right, you should blog it.

And while you're at it, you should blog the second seasons of So You Think You Can Dance and Hell's Kitchen.

Sassy said...

Oooh....I will have to look into those shows! Thanks, Boz-man!