First of all, no one will deny Sassy's claim to bitch status. [Insert pause for effect ... deafening silence .... and move on ....]. Secondly, Sassy isn't saying she's blunt in the sense of being "abrupt and often disconcertingly frank in speech" (after all, that would be way too obvious). Further, Sassy isn't referring to a predilection for smoking weed rolled in cigars (yep .... that would also be way too obvious).
Rather, Sassy speaks of her new addiction to British singer/songwriter, James Blunt.
Yep. You heard it here first: Sassy is a Blunt bitch. (Oh, and, by the way, we're totally copyrighting that phrase).Loyal reader(s) - If you haven't been listening to this album, you've been missing out on some of the freshest, sweetest, deepest, most meaningful music of our time. And we say this not just because we're somewhat convinced that Ben is Blunt's daddy (that's a whole other post). Nay! We say this because it's been a long time since a singer/songwriter has made Sassy laugh, cry, and orgasm, all while listening to the same album. (Don't ask for details, just roll with it ....) And just when Sassy thought she'd fallen in love with the boy after seeing the video to "You're Beautiful", we were blessed by "An Evening With James Blunt" on the Hi-Def channel.
Oh. My. Sweet. Lord.
DUDE! Even the Cap'n cried.
It's true, America [and insert Sir Mixalot soundtrack here]: "We like James Blunt and we cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny....."
We'd do a more in-depth review but we're a tad tired from traveling. Just trust us: Buy "Back to Bedlam" now!
Signed,
Sassy: A Blunt Ho [we're copyrighting that phrase too ....]
Tags: Sassy Travels; James Blunt; music; Brit Pop; British music; alternative music
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