SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE YOU MORONS ALONE??!!!
I mean, HOLY HELL! WHO. THE. FUCK. LET THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!!
Sassy and The Cap'n turn their backs for ONE WEEK to travel up to Philly/Willy and y'all let MANDISA go home?!?!! I'm gonna kick someone's ass RIGHT NOW!
[INSERT SOUND OF SMALL PROPANE TANK BEING DRAGGED ON ASPHALT]
As my girl, Miss Gee, said: "Theo, I'll be with you in two minutes."
[Ed. Note: Um .... well. So THAT happened. Loyal reader(s), please rest assured. Sassy has a lot more on this topic but ... (gee - this is awkward) .... Well, she can't update the blog right now because it turns out there's no wireless internet over at the Broward County Jail ... [nervous chuckle]. ... Who knew? Anyway, we don't want to go into details right now, and the Sheriffs' Office has declined to comment on the pending charges, but the vet says Playdough should recover fully, although he'll never eat solid food again. In related good news, the white guy that owned the Camaro said he's probably not going to press charges because he was ready to set the car on fire himself anyway. So there's that. Um, we will endeavor to keep you posted ... Stay tuned.. ]
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