Friday, January 13, 2006

Shahimi Seeks Snake-Kissing Record ...

... Unbeknownst to Shahimi, Sassy's snake-smooching stat is unbeatable. And no - you filthy-minded readers - the record isn't for how many snakes you've puckered up to; it's for how many times you've kissed the same poisonous snake. [Sassy waits patiently for her readers to get the joke ... Sensing it might be a long wait, she moves on ...] In all fairness to Shahimi, he'll only have 10 minutes to set the new record ... Sassy had 10 years .... [and then she moved on to kissing bigger and better things ...]

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