According to a recent study, couples with TVs in their bedrooms cut their sex lives in half. ... And blah, blah, blah. What a crock!
Ya know, it took me a long time to draft this post because the rebuttal possibilities were endless. Ferinstance, how do we really know it's the TV's fault that these folks aren't f... um ... having coitus? Maybe they're just tired at bed time and actually want to sleep. [What a shocking concept.] Or, maybe they're just watching the wrong shows. I mean, I can see how Larry King would be a turn off. [Christian Bale on the other hand .... well, let's just say Batman Begins a lot of things ....] Then again, maybe the supposedly sex-starved study subjects are all in bed with this guy. Whatever the case, all I know is that these research results are ridiculous and I've gotta go. [The Cap'n says it's bedtime and Monster Garage is on.... I think y'all know what that means! Shoot - did I remember to shave my legs?]
Suddenly Shavin' Sassy
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