Mobile Post from Spidey!

My name is Spiderman. Last time we communicated, I was in arachnid hell, recovering from a Hawaiian date rape. Since then, I've spent a few days in Hershey, PA ("the sweetest smelling place on earth") while Sassy visited some old college & law school buddies. Last night, in Savannah, GA, I hooked up with this mermaid babe. She's real quiet. I'm taking her to Titsville - I mean Titusville, FL.

Mobile Post from Spiderman.

My name is Spiderman. I'm not feeling so good. I think that Hawaiian chick slipped me a roofie. Um... I'm told we're leaving Delaware today and continuing the Lala Lounge Road Trip up to Hershey, PA today. Talk amongst yourselves 'til I'm done puking.

Mobile Post from Delaware!

My name is Spiderman. I'm a little busy right now. I'll tell you about it later. Suffice it to say, for such a small state, Delaware has a lot to offer!

Mobile Post from Spidey!

My name is Spiderman. Today, I'm kicking back on Sassy's "morning screw" (I don't know what that means but that's what she calls it). Catching some rays at Lum's Pond in the First State. (That means Delaware, fools!) Oh yeah, and Sam, Da Dawg, says, "What up."

Mobile Post from Frontier Town, Maryland!

My name is Spiderman. Today, I am in Frontier Town, Maryland. But I don't see any cowboys. Weird.

Not to worry, however, because while Sassy and The Cap'n were sleeping, I snuck out and went for a ride on their motorbike (I think they call it Bonnie for some reason). I rode to Ocean City, MD and drank some rum runners at Seacrets (a/k/a Jamaica, USA). Mmm mmm good! Then, I jetted over to Fager's Island for their famous sunset thingy: they play the William Tell Overture as the sun sets ... and perfectly timed. It was very cool and I highly recommend it.

Anyway, I heard Sassy and The Cap'n say we're going to Delaware today. I'll keep you posted along the way. Spidey senses (slightly dulled thanks to Seacrets) activated now!

Mobile Post from Virginia!

My name is Spiderman. I just woke up. I'm not sure what day it is but judging by my surroundings, it appears that Sassy and The Cap'n are crossing the Chesapeake Bay Bridge! Holy seagulls, Batman!

Mobile Post from North Carolina !

My name is Spiderman. I say go this way. Sassy and The Cap'n are on the way to Durham, NC to get down with Grinchy! By the way, the Tail of the Dragon was stiff. I don't know what that means but I'm sure Sassy will explain later.

From Sassy's Point of View Right Now!

Chillin' like a villain. Poolside at the best campground in Franklin, NC! Riding the Tail of the Dragon tomorrow! (Minds out of gutter please).

Mobile Post from Georgia!

My name is Spiderman. I enjoy pina coladas, walks in the rain, Kirsten Dunst, and kicking it on the dash on road trips with Sassy and The Cap'n. Last time I checked, we were in Cordele, GA: the alleged "Watermelon Capital" of the world! And yet, I see no black people... Weird. I'll keep my eye out and keep you posted. Activating Spidey Senses now!

On the Good Ship "Lala Lounge" ...

So peep this, my peeps: Sassy Travels and The Cap'n too! (Sick of hearing that yet?) Anyway, it's true: we are aboard the afore-referenced, "Lala Lounge" (our camper) and heading north for a whole month of road-trippin' with Sam Da Dawg!!! (Playdough's with his granny). We'll try to keep you posted along the way (especially if all the campgrounds have free WiFi Internet access like this one!)

DAY ONE:

Left Fort Lauderdale around 9:30 a.m. Arrived in Georgia at 6:00 p.m. Three piss stops (yes, I said "piss" stops) along the way. Funniest memory? Here you go:

Sassy: Hey! Check it out! That billboard says, "Bibles On Sale, Exit 11"!

[laughter all round - even Sam snarfled]

The Cap'n: Hey! Maybe we should go get some new bibles. Mine's pretty worn thin from all the reading I've been doing. Who knows - maybe there's been some updates in the new ones!

[more giggles in the truck]

Sassy: Yeah. Like now there's 20 commandments instead of 10.

The Cap'n: Or maybe when Moses dropped that other tablet there was some kind of addendum to the original 10 that we never heard about.

Sassy: Ooooooh yeah! Like maybe page 2 actually said: "Please disregard all of the foregoing and seriously obey this One Most Important Commandment ...."

[there was much laughter and then the couple sobered up and got into a serious conversation about war and politics and religion ..... did we mention the conversation was serious? so serious, in fact that, Sam Da Dawg finally stuck his head between the two front seats and issued a very loud, and very moist, BURRRP ..... and the giggling started again]

Hey - I thought it was important to interrupt
their bullshit before it was too late, ok?
So sue me for burping!

[Sassy's cellphone pic of Sam right after the BURRP]

Anyway, loyal reader(s), we will try to keep you posted as we travel up the northeast corridor. And if you see the good ship "Lala Lounge" on her wandering way, honk if you're happy ... otherwise leave us alone.

Signed,
Road Trippin' Sassy

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