Wednesday, July 26, 2006

A Sassy Music Review: New Music Alert!

Sassy says ... Pour yourself a lager and check out this band! Who the hell is Leon, you ask? Well - they're a Brit band (of course) and the sound is bubbly, refreshing, and fun, with an old school flavor courtesy of the poppy electronica additions and the simple, direct lyrics. (Think Gary Numan meets Coldplay). A perfect foil to the gangsta rap that's been saturating our bleeding ears! Thanks, Leon! (Britain fights back).

GETTING INTO YOU (Leon)




In other music news - are we the only ones that thought Zayra looked like a freakin' freak last night on Rock Star: Supernova? As one very astute observer noted (and by "very astute observer", we mean Sassy's 16 yr old son), "She looks like she's advertising her new website "www.NASA-circusfreak.com"! After Sassy added, "Either that or she's been possessed by Ultra Mega Chicken," we spent the rest of the show doubled over laughing at her. What a weirdo. I mean, it's bad enough that she can't sing her way out of a grease-stained, brown paper bag, but dang! That outfit was ludicrous! I hope she gets sent home TONIGHT!!

Signed,
Sassy Music Critic

P.S. Our all-out fave to win is Dilana. Hands down. My only concern is this: I think Dilana is better than SuperNova [Whut whut whut?!?].... It would be kind of a waste of her talent to sign up with a bunch of has beens [Oh no she didn't!] .... I'm just saying. ...

P.P.S. Ultra Mega Chicken? ... No! Ssh! He's a legend!



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok I'm glad to have an opportunity to speak on the Rock Star SuperNova topic. Phil was robbed last night. Ok, ok, I know he's a bit...well...Jennifer Jason Leigh slouchy but he kicked ass last night and to keep Zayra! C'mon you've got to be kidding me! Tommy and the boys must have been doing too many popcicle stick lines with Ozzy - please refer to Motley Crue Behind the Music for that diddy.

--Bernie

Sassy said...

OMFG! "Jennifer Jason Leigh slouchy"!!! COULD THAT DESCRIPTION BE ANY FUNNIER!!?? Or any more accurate! Bernie - we're so honored to have you as a loyal reader. That was a classic comment and will be a part of the J-Jive lexicon hence forth!