O.J. Simpson Arrested in Vegas

Huh. I guess The Juice is no longer on the loose?


(Alternate Sassy response #2: "Huh. So I guess that makes him Juice in a can??")
(Alternate Sassy response #3: "Huh. So I guess The Juice is in the freezer??")

Blah blah blah.

O.J. Simpson Named Suspect in Vegas Casino Burglary

Rumor has it this is all a publicity stunt for O.J.'s next book: "If I Did It: Vegas Edition".