tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-105876282011-07-28T06:35:30.342-04:00BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.comBlogger3261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-11183037928180095422010-09-25T01:43:00.001-04:002010-09-25T01:43:36.061-04:00

Testing

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-82303229177962427182009-03-01T15:44:00.002-05:002009-03-01T15:48:54.473-05:00

You can now follow us on Twitter! (Username: BenJoBubble) .... We don't always have time these days to sit down and do a "quality" blog with loads of content, but we certainly have time to "tweet"! Hope to see you out there!Regards,Sassy & The Cap'n (a/k/a BenJo ... as most of you know ....)

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Is anybody out there? Ankle Boney? Anyone?

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-82560643507832546972007-10-14T09:51:00.000-04:002007-10-14T09:51:56.313-04:00

Doctors in Brisbane, Australia administered a drip-feed of vodka to an Italian tourist when the hospital ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment."The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," the doc said. "The hospital's administrators were also very understanding when we explained our reasons for

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Some fond memories ........ With every beat of our hearts, we miss you more, Nick. To fair winds and following seas .... you'll always be at the helm of our hearts.And who can forget your sense of humor! Listening to your stories and jokes was the highlight of every meal. Thanksgiving dinner will never be the same!Special thanks to our home girl, Meg, for taking this picture with Nick. He got a

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Today, Sassy received the following information in an e-mail from good friend and fellow non-teetotaller, PLC:To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't -As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the

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Huh. I guess The Juice is no longer on the loose? (Alternate Sassy response #2: "Huh. So I guess that makes him Juice in a can??")(Alternate Sassy response #3: "Huh. So I guess The Juice is in the freezer??")Blah blah blah.

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Rumor has it this is all a publicity stunt for O.J.'s next book: "If I Did It: Vegas Edition".

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Um ... well, yeah. "My clothes were stolen" begets "I'm walking around buck naked." Next headline?

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Yep ... this pretty much sums it up ....

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-44534028712523637792007-06-26T14:38:00.000-04:002007-06-26T14:39:42.364-04:00

Yes - Sassy and The Cap'n are now officially hitched! Details to follow - as soon as we get back to our normal life! Thanks for all your kind e-mails, cards, etc. We love you all!

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Whose? Britney's or Paris'?[Ed. Note - We have the links to very revealing pics but decided to be classy ... or something]

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Yes - it's true! The Cap'n got on bended knee in front of friends in Barbados and asked Sassy to marry him![Ed. Note: Sassy said 'yes'!]So there you have it! Stay tuned for updates from the happy couple![Another Ed. Note: (with a hint of sarcasm): Maybe third time's the charm, eh?]

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So we're just really waking up over here ... (rough night - don't ask ... all I remember is red wine and music and tarot cards ....) Any hoozle -The Cap'n thought I should post the following with regard to one of the brightest talents in the current musical universe:"Tired of their album? Tired? Um ... NO! Not even close!"And then we discussed it further (over coffee and a screwdriver) and we

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My name is Spiderman. Last time we communicated, I was in arachnid hell, recovering from a Hawaiian date rape. Since then, I've spent a few days in Hershey, PA ("the sweetest smelling place on earth") while Sassy visited some old college & law school buddies. Last night, in Savannah, GA, I hooked up with this mermaid babe. She's real quiet. I'm taking her to Titsville - I mean Titusville, FL.

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My name is Spiderman. I'm not feeling so good. I think that Hawaiian chick slipped me a roofie. Um... I'm told we're leaving Delaware today and continuing the Lala Lounge Road Trip up to Hershey, PA today. Talk amongst yourselves 'til I'm done puking.

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1158181345962293542006-09-13T17:02:00.000-04:002006-09-13T17:02:27.190-04:00

My name is Spiderman. I'm a little busy right now. I'll tell you about it later. Suffice it to say, for such a small state, Delaware has a lot to offer!

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My name is Spiderman. Today, I'm kicking back on Sassy's "morning screw" (I don't know what that means but that's what she calls it). Catching some rays at Lum's Pond in the First State. (That means Delaware, fools!) Oh yeah, and Sam, Da Dawg, says, "What up."

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My name is Spiderman. Today, I am in Frontier Town, Maryland. But I don't see any cowboys. Weird.Not to worry, however, because while Sassy and The Cap'n were sleeping, I snuck out and went for a ride on their motorbike (I think they call it Bonnie for some reason). I rode to Ocean City, MD and drank some rum runners at Seacrets (a/k/a Jamaica, USA). Mmm mmm good! Then, I jetted over to

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My name is Spiderman. I just woke up. I'm not sure what day it is but judging by my surroundings, it appears that Sassy and The Cap'n are crossing the Chesapeake Bay Bridge! Holy seagulls, Batman!

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My name is Spiderman. I say go this way. Sassy and The Cap'n are on the way to Durham, NC to get down with Grinchy! By the way, the Tail of the Dragon was stiff. I don't know what that means but I'm sure Sassy will explain later.

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1157570119142385272006-09-06T15:15:00.000-04:002006-09-06T15:15:19.816-04:00

Chillin' like a villain. Poolside at the best campground in Franklin, NC! Riding the Tail of the Dragon tomorrow! (Minds out of gutter please).

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My name is Spiderman. I enjoy pina coladas, walks in the rain, Kirsten Dunst, and kicking it on the dash on road trips with Sassy and The Cap'n. Last time I checked, we were in Cordele, GA: the alleged "Watermelon Capital" of the world! And yet, I see no black people... Weird. I'll keep my eye out and keep you posted. Activating Spidey Senses now!

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So peep this, my peeps: Sassy Travels and The Cap'n too! (Sick of hearing that yet?) Anyway, it's true: we are aboard the afore-referenced, "Lala Lounge" (our camper) and heading north for a whole month of road-trippin' with Sam Da Dawg!!! (Playdough's with his granny). We'll try to keep you posted along the way (especially if all the campgrounds have free WiFi Internet access like this one!

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In other news, a Chinese woman recently crashed her car into oncoming traffic while giving her dog a driving lesson. ....When reached for comment, the dog would only say, "That's what I get for taking driving lessons from a woman."Tags: Sassy Travels; news

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... and y'all know the rest. Yes - Sassy and The Cap'n are heading out on a much-needed holiday. I know we've been kind of "semi-silent" this summer but sometimes Sassy actually has to work to finance her preferred lifestyle [Ed. Note: By "preferred lifestyle" we think she means sitting on her ass, drinking vodka, watching Big Brother All Stars on the live 24/7 feed. But, then again, we could

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1153948832942002352006-07-26T16:36:00.000-04:002006-07-26T17:46:24.993-04:00

Sassy says ... Pour yourself a lager and check out this band! Who the hell is Leon, you ask? Well - they're a Brit band (of course) and the sound is bubbly, refreshing, and fun, with an old school flavor courtesy of the poppy electronica additions and the simple, direct lyrics. (Think Gary Numan meets Coldplay). A perfect foil to the gangsta rap that's been saturating our bleeding ears!

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1153318743962904212006-07-19T10:19:00.000-04:002006-07-19T11:32:21.586-04:00

Ok, ok, ok, John! You win! I'll stop throwing my panties over your fence, alright?! Sheesh. Ya know - some guys would have been flattered by all the attention. But, then again, I suppose the combination of my incessant phone calls, the daily flower deliveries, and the blimp Jazzy hired to fly over your house every other hour .... well, that may have been too much. We're sorry, we

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1153235450440747992006-07-18T11:10:00.000-04:002006-07-18T11:31:39.526-04:00

Well, I guess this proves the old adage that for every supermodel out there, there's at least one dude (or in Christie's case - FOUR dudes) tired of f*cking her. [heavy sigh] It ain't easy bein' hot (take it from Sassy).Then again, as I look at this pic, I have to ask myself, "What could a 17 yr old toy store clerk have over Chrizzle Brizzle?" Discuss amongst yourselves and get back to me!

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1152734150300795082006-07-12T15:55:00.000-04:002006-07-12T16:05:46.150-04:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what y'all are saying: "Sassy loves anything with liquor in it." But, dudes, seriously - you've gotta check this band out! To put it simply - THEY FRIGGIN' ROCK! And I'm not just saying that cuz my mother once referred to the lead guitarist as "One of The Beautiful People". (Yep - my mother said that. He blushed, she giggled. She's such a hussy! Mom also threatened

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As loyal readers know, Sassy travels ... (and The Cap'n too!). But damn! Matt makes us look like lumps on logs! And that dude can dance a jig like a Mo Fo! Thanks to Bernie (She's Da Bizzle Fo' Shizzle!) for this awesome video! Ladies and Germs, I ask you - "Where The Hell Is Matt ...?"Tags: Sassy Travels; Matt Harding; You Tube; Where The Hell Is Matt?

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Yeah right ... she's just boney ass boney! Can you say "skull and cross bones"? Dang girl! Eat some fish 'n' chips already! What was she thinking?! Tags: Sassy Travels; Keira Knightley; entertainment; Pirates of The Caribbean

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Yes - it's true. In the spirit of "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em", Sassy has logged on to that infamous online community behemoth, MySpace. Our loyal reader(s) should not be alarmed, however: Sassy will continue to blog here. (Especially now that she's done writing that stupid brief!)Sassy's MySpace spot is mainly for "fun" (as opposed to "in depth legal, satirical, topical, political analysis"

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1151694126299729322006-06-30T14:52:00.000-04:002006-06-30T15:12:08.603-04:00

Give that woman a Klondike bar! Tags: Sassy Travels; legal news; klondike

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BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1150863383359102752006-06-21T00:16:00.000-04:002006-06-21T00:32:35.196-04:00

CONGRATS TO OUR MIAMI HEAT!!!2006 NBA CHAMPIONS!!! AND SPECIAL LUV TO OUR BOY "FLASH" ON BEING NAMED MVP!WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TIME TO PARTY!!!!

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... and I'm addicted to Deadliest Catch. It's true. I live and breathe to watch the latest episode. I don't care if it's King Crab season or Opie season. I just have to have my fix. And I don't even like crab! I mean, when Dave (deckhand - Cornelia Marie) rolled his ankle - I wept. When Nick's (deckhand - Northwestern) wife called and said she and the baby had the flu - I wanted to fly up to

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The smallest country to ever qualify for the World Cup just scored a MAJOR victory ... and they didn't win the game! Sassy salutes her island neighbors, Trinidad & Tobago, on holding the Swedes (one of the favorites to win it all) to a draw in their opening game. Great saves by Hislop, who was voted Man of the Match, were critical to this quasi-victory. (By the way, Hislop didn't know he was

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That's right! Sassy said it! Dude - it's World Cup season! I'm flying my Union Jack outside our house; I'm wearing my Union Jack tank top; and I'm drinking a pint of ... well ... truth be told ... I'm drinking a pint of Corona Light. But before you laugh, remember that the last time Paraguay faced England in the World Cup, Paraguay lost. And where was that match held? That's right - ese juego

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1149878919943162532006-06-09T14:29:00.000-04:002006-06-09T15:24:05.106-04:00

So, you've probably already heard, but just in case you live in a cave:This week, a federal judge in Florida ordered opposing counsel to a game of "rock, paper, scissors" to settle a deposition dispute.Don't believe me? Here's a pic of the actual order.You can read more about it here.Ya know, only a couple of lawyers could be so cantankerous and uncooperative as to force this kind of judicial

BenJoBubblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10859103657856043075noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10587628.post-1149877111292104882006-06-09T14:15:00.000-04:002006-06-09T15:28:10.340-04:00

Even if you're a Blunt Ho like Sassy, you're probably sick and tired of seeing and/or hearing him every waking minute. (I swear, during the past two weeks, he has performed live on CBS news programs like 4 times in a row already!). In any event, if you're a slave to the money, you'll love this song (and it'll give you a much needed break from the original version)!Enjoy!Signed,Sassy's Still A

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As some of you know, Sassy loves to make musical compilations, which she crafts with a view to telling a story or capturing an experience in her life. Well, thanks to iTunes and their iMix technology, Sassy has started publishing some of her more popular compilations in the iTunes Music Store.The first one, a "professional autobiography", entitled Lawyers, Guns & Money, was a huge hit with legal

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So ... it has been a week and I'm still drafting this friggin' appellate brief. If you're a lawyer, there's a saying you should be familiar with: "The only thing worse than one deadline, is a second deadline." In other words, it's bad enough when you're pulling all-nighters to file a brief on time; however, it's even worse when you get an extension and have another 4 weeks to draft the same brief

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Let me just say: THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MUSICAL EVENTS ON TV EVER! Seriously, they couldn't have done a better job of collecting some of Sassy's favorite singers and songs if Sassy had sent them a freakin' list! I enjoyed every second (all three times I watched it)! I mean, they had me at Al Jarreau! (We love you, Paris!)To recap some of Sassy's fave highlights: First of all, I will admit

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[Ed. Note: Sassy's good friend, Bernie, sent this to her recently. Sassy suggested we publish it for our readers' amusement, figuring y'all could use a good laugh while she's busy writing her brief. Enjoy! And thanks to Bernie and her friend, Jen!]Headlines from the Year 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly

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Dear Loyal Reader(s):We know. We know. Sassy has been M.I.A. for a while. Here's the thing: Sometimes Sassy actually practices law. And for that, we apologize. (Not only to you, but also to her clients, the American Bar Association, and the entire judicial system. We're frankly still amazed she graduated law school, let alone passed a bar....)We anticipate our wayward head writer's return

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Holy crap! This show is getting out of control! What a traveshamockery! [It's a word. Look it up.] Next week I'm voting for the Garden Gnome just to spite McPhee. I mean, don't get me wrong - I was always a McPhee McPhan, but no more. She tanked on Tuesday and deserved to go home. And something about the smarmy look on her face when she realized Chris was going home and not her .... Yep. She's

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Yep. As far as we're concerned, last night's performances were L.A.M.E. And we're not just saying that because our Fantasy Final Four was Mandisa, Paris, Ayla, and Gideon. I mean, I suppose it could have just been a case of Final Four Fatigue or, perhaps, Final Four Fear. In any event, there was no need to vote last night. None whatsoever. Here's our breakdown (in no particular order):1. George

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In a disturbing case of petty, potty politics, Europe's first transgender lawmaker is fighting for his/her right to pee in the place of his/her picking. [Yes, you read that right.] Describing the proposal that s/he have a separate bathroom as "the apartheid of urinary segregation," the peckerless parliamentarian said, "I don't want the privilege of having a toilet all to myself."Wait ... excuse

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... Must remember to hydrate properly before The Oprah Winfrey Show from now on. Clearly, the post-show cocktails aren't enough to replenish my drained tear ducts. I swear I go through a box of tissues every time!Tags: Sassy Travels; Oprah; TV; entertainment

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DAY THREE - SATURDAYSo now we're just that much closer to my old law firm's "Alumni Reception" on Monday. Day One and Day Two of our Philly/Willy trip are behind us and we face the weekend with fresh faces and a date for brunch at Lala's house. This is an important brunch because we will be meeting Lala's Miniature Marsupials (a/k/a "Sugar Gliders") for the first time. Pictured on the left is

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Ok .... We've had a good night's sleep now and as the cops can't tie any of last night's looting and burning to us, we may be willing to reconsider our previous proclamation. After all, Chris Daughtry is still in the running. But still - how the HELL did Paris get voted off?!? As far as we're concerned, she was the only one that put together two solid performances on Tuesday night. And Sassy

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And so, it's official: Sassy and The Cap'n will no longer be watching that ridiculous show.Tags: Sassy Travels; American Idol; entertainment; music

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Mexico is legalizing drugs?!? Hey - do you think this year's Attorney Retreat will still be the planned cruise to Cozumel? I always knew being bilingual would pay off one day! Ok, so maybe I only know one Spanish word, but I guarantee that one word could come in handy in Cozumel this summer!Signed,Silly Sinsemilla Sassy[A Note From The Editors: The foregoing post by "S.S. Sassy" just came to

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DAY TWO - FRIDAYOk. So now it's Friday. We have survived our first night in Wilmington and awake to sunny skies and remarkably mild weather.The Cap'n wants to go back to Longwood Gardens (pictured on the left), a place I introduced him to the first time he visited me at the beginning of our relationship. So we hop into our rented Aveo and embark on our journey.As we drive through the beautiful

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So, as y'all know - Sassy travels and the Cap'n too! Our latest trip took us back to the Philadelphia/Wilmington region (a/k/a Philly/Willy). Why, you ask, did we leave the sun and fun of South Florida for the chills and thrills of the mid-Atlantic region? Well, Sassy's old law firm invited her to an "Alumni Reception" - a novel concept, indeed, but not as crazy as you might think. You see,

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Yes, we know: That headline hardly seems shocking to our loyal reader(s) .... But wait.First of all, no one will deny Sassy's claim to bitch status. [Insert pause for effect ... deafening silence .... and move on ....]. Secondly, Sassy isn't saying she's blunt in the sense of being "abrupt and often disconcertingly frank in speech" (after all, that would be way too obvious). Further, Sassy

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Thanks to ALL of you for playing the Homework Game re: The Beta Band and John Cusack! Wow - who knew y'all were paying attention to this drivel! Your responsive comments and/or e-mails were hysterical and we're proud to have you as readers. In any event, NONE of you got both the right answers!!!! [Ed. Note: Big ups to loyal reader, Anklebone, for being the first to give us half the answer]. So

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SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE YOU MORONS ALONE??!!!I mean, HOLY HELL! WHO. THE. FUCK. LET THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!!Sassy and The Cap'n turn their backs for ONE WEEK to travel up to Philly/Willy and y'all let MANDISA go home?!?!! I'm gonna kick someone's ass RIGHT NOW![INSERT SOUND OF SMALL PROPANE TANK BEING DRAGGED ON ASPHALT]As my girl, Miss Gee, said: "Theo, I'll be with you in two minutes."Signed

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[by now y'all should know the rest] ... And The Cap'n too!Yep, we're taking off again, this time to visit our peeps up north! We'll try to keep you posted but in case we don't get around to updating the blog for the next week, here's some homework to tide you over:How many copies of the Three EP's by the Beta Band did John Cusack say he was gonna sell? Sub-question: Which song did he play to

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Well, I guess I knew my 5 votes wouldn't be enough to keep El Tuck in the game this week but, America, COME ON! You can't be serious?! Ace "The Face" over Katharine McPhee?! Have y'all lost your friggin' minds!? I'm gonna let you slide this time but, listen up and listen up good: Y'all need to put down your crack pipes and actually pay attention next week! Some of these performers ( Kellie, Ace,

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... is the sound of tonight's contestants. What the hell?! That was the most dismal all-round performance yet! I mean, I can't even rank that crap ... Ok, I'll try to rank that crap - but just for you guys:Paris Bennett: I'm still riding the "Bennett Bandwagon" ... (and in more ways than one, if ya know what I mean - wink, wink). The only thing that bothered me about this performance, Paris, was

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If you don't have one of these, your life is meaningless and you should consider your departure options ....Signed,Sassy-Has-A-Black-OneTags: Sassy Travels; music; iPod; Apple; iTunes

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Sassy can't make this shit up. Sassy can't stop laughing. [Seriously. I can't. I may need medical attention.]So, this joker actually walked up to uniformed police officers and asked them to check his new crack pipe so he could be certain he received a real rock. [Apparently, he didn't trust his drug dealer...] Did I mention that the cops were in uniform? Oy. Only in Florida, eh?Actually,

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So FINALLY Kevin Covais gets voted off. All we have to say is the following: We've been begging America to let you go home, K Dawg. Thank God someone's listening!Oh and El Tuck - when you make your millions, remember who voted for ya, baby!Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!Tags: Sassy Travels; American Idol; entertainment; music

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So, it's spring now, yeah? Let's get right to it. How did Sassy rank them tonight on American Idol?:Paris Bennett: Ya know what? Sassy's got a new "FEVER"! I can already hear you singing the theme song to the next James Bond movie. Watch your back, Mandisa! Mandisa: Yes - we've said this before but it bears repeating: OMIGOD! PERIOD. Jazzy actually called me after the Man-Diva's

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So this is the Runaway Bride bobblehead doll given to the first 1,000 fans at a recent Gwinnett Gladiators hockey game in Georgia. Now I've seen it all. I'd just like to point out that whoever designed the doll got it all wrong: Where are the googly eyes? (... which, by the way, I believe are brown, not blue); Where are the boobs? (... and I refer not only to her breast implants, but also to

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First of all: The American Idol Finalists Ford commercial was the worst thing I've seen since the Old Navy ad with the bear and the Asian chick in fur-lined boots. I'd forgotten how ridiculous this show gets once the Finalists are named. Not to worry. Results are in hand! And here's how Sassy reacted (basically in chronological order):.... [Sassy's munching Funyuns]Seacrest announces the bottom

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Seriously. Is it just me or do all of Ryan Seacrest's outfits look like they were last worn by a sweaty, drunk, traveling salesman during a backroom poker game in Pittsburgh? Ugh. Anyway, without further ado, here's how Sassy ranked tonight's American Idol performances: Paris Bennett. Thank god, you're back! Keep it up. But, please, keep the post-performance a cappellas to a minimum; we've got

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A nudist burst into flames on Sunday while attempting to repair a generator attached to a mobile home in a clothing-optional camp here in Florida. Ouch.Today's paper reports that:Kuschel, 43, happened to be wearing clothes -- a pair of nylon shorts, anyway -- when the generator he was working on backfired, sprayed him with starter fluid and set him ablaze."I would have been better off wearing

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Seriously, folks. If you're like Nizzle and full of burning questions, we at Sassy Travels suggest you ask the Fruitcake Lady!Signed,Sassy-On-The-Floor [you'll get that one after you watch the clip][Credits: Thanks to Segue for the clip, yo!]Tags: Sassy Travels; Fruitcake Lady; comedy

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So, according to a comment posted by Derek on the BusyBee blog, there will be three more spots of the Big Buckin' Chicken commercials! Derek states:I'm glad that people are enjoying the "Buckin Chicken" spot. I'm the singer in the commercial, and I had a blast recording it! Although I haven't seen it yet, let's hope it runs for a while!! I'm sorry to those who I might have offended, but it's a

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Can't talk ... can't stop crying ... already missing Ayla ... going to bed with a bottle of gin ..... Tags: Sassy Travels; American Idol; entertainment; music

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Another fun night with the ladies! And I hated Seacrest's jacket. Here are my picks (and, now, in order of preference): MANDISA: OMIGOD! PERIOD.Katharine McPhee: Holy shit!! Woman, you ROCKED our world!Lisa Tucker: Gurrrrl ... you have got it going ON!!! Next week, please sing Alicia Keys!!!!! (P.S. Thanks to your Jimi Hendrix performance, you are now The Cap'n's all-time favorite idol

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By FAR the funniest commercial I have ever seen in my entire life!!!!! I saw it once, had the lyrics memorized instantly, and haven't been able to stop crying with laughter since .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hey - anyone else got munchies?)Tags: Sassy Travels; Burger King; burger king commercial; bucking chicken; big bucking chicken

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Well - the whole freakin' NFL collective bargaining agreement debacle got me to thinking: I can't wait for Fantasy Football Season! That being said, I realized I forgot to tell you guys who won the Lauderdale Lunatix League SuperBowl! Are you ready? Be ready!Lauderdale Lunatix League World Champion 2005JoJo's Jocks!!Ha! Take that all you guys out there (i.e. The Cap'n) who thought you could

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I swear I don't know where these people come from! This genius (hereinafter "Doofus") followed the "advice" of another brainiac and decided it would be a good idea to hold up a beauty school. However, during the bungled burglary,the would-be victims attacked [Doofus], pummeling him with curling irons, hair dryers, a table leg and their own fists. He had to be taken to the hospital and had 21

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Sassy went on an unannounced hiatus ... again. But y'all know how it goes: "Sassy travels and the Cap'n too!" We were down in the Keys for a few days (which got extended to a few more days cuz we were having such a friggin' blast on the boat.)Anyway, Sassy's back now so y'all can relax. I'm catching up on my DVR (that's TiVo to those of you who don't have Comcast digital

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From Sassy's point of view right now! Kicking back on our boat in Key Biscayne!

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The Boz (a loyal Sassy Travels reader from up north) recently proffered the following insight regarding AI5 contestant, Elliot Yamin:"When I was growing up watching Mister Rogers, it never occurred to me that someone could take Robert Troll as a fashion role model."Robert Troll?? Never heard of him. So, of course, we did some research. And ya know what? The Boz might be onto something! Peep this:

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Wow. I can't believe America voted Becky O'Donohue off! I am friggin' impressed, America! I really am! She's so hot, I really didn't think anyone else noticed her awful singing. Oh, and Stevie Scott ... you had to know you were going home.Bobbie Bennett. No shocker there. At least he got to sing to his dead Gramma. But I can't believe friggin' Bucky Covington was saved over Patrick Hall!

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At last! Florida legislators have finally OK'ed the delivery of wine by mail to thirsty residents. This is all part of my World Domination Plan, which is still in draft form and mostly involves me being able to one day get my scotch by mail.Tags: Sassy Travels; Florida; news; wine

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And, for your reading pleasure, here's Sassy's list of Top 10 Men based on tonight's performances (and in this order): Sway Penala (Dude, I got goosebumps on my thighs! Simon clearly never heard the original version of "Reasons". Sway frickin' NAILED it! You go, my Latino lover! You go!) Chris Daughtry (I never thought I'd like bald guys with wallet chains ... 'til now ....) Ace Young (

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So, we've finally seen the first episode of this season's American Idol where the public's vote counts. Based on tonight's performances, here's Sassy's list of Top 10 Women (in this order) So, please vote accordingly, my loyal minions: Katharine McPhee (Dang that white girl can sang!) Paris Bennett (Gladys Knight!?! Girl, you craaaazy! Craaaazy good, that is!) Lisa Tucker (Puh-leeze!

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So, in the spirit of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em", we at Sassy Travels have decided to take up the highly controversial issue of the e-mail battle between a young lawyer in Boston (Dianna Abdala) and her would-be employer (William A. Korman).A tantalizing topic of discussion in blogs and newspapers far and wide, the alleged e-mail thread is set forth below for your review. I say "alleged"

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According to the latest reports, Bush arch-nemesis, Osama Bin Laden, has vowed never to be captured alive. Bush simply replied, "Ok then, have it your way. Dead it is."Tags: Sassy Travels; news

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The Russian intelligence community is vehemently condemning British agents for allegedly hiding spy gadgetry inside a fake rock on a street in Moscow. The Brit boulder, pictured here, apparently featured a phony flap, underneath which the hidden high-tech device collected confidential Commie data from covert operatives.When asked by our Sassy Senior Spy Correspondent how the recorder was revealed

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The rain in Seattle stopped, and then Seattle's reign resumed. Yep. Just as Sassy predicted, the Seahawks swooped all over the Panthers and secured their SuperBowl spot for the first time ever!GO SEAHAWKS!With the boys from the Pacific Northwest facing Cowher's coal country collective, this promises to be one of the best SuperBowls in history! Bring it on!Tags: Sassy Travels; Seattle Seahawks; NFL

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Notice how close the Sassy Travels suggested headline (see poll on the right) was to the actual final score!GO BLACK & GOLD! CONGRATS JAZZY!Now let's see how the 'Hawks do in the upcoming NFC battle! Go Seattle!Tags: Sassy Travels; Pittsburgh Steelers; NFL

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According to a recent study, couples with TVs in their bedrooms cut their sex lives in half. ... And blah, blah, blah. What a crock!Ya know, it took me a long time to draft this post because the rebuttal possibilities were endless. Ferinstance, how do we really know it's the TV's fault that these folks aren't f... um ... having coitus? Maybe they're just tired at bed time and actually want to

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In an awesome Steelers stunner, the Colts saw their SuperBowl dreams evaporate this afternoon. Big Ben struck the death knell and the Bus brought the Indy D to its knees. Go Steelers! [By the way, as we told Dixie last night, when the Steelers meet the Seahawks in the SuperBowl, Sassy will be cheering the Pac players on. Don't take it personally, Pitt fans!]DISCUSSION TOPIC: Is this the first

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When asked why he chose those particular condom colors, Ramses, designer of the "safe sex dress" replied, "I wanted it to emit a feeling of fun."Sassy Fashion Editor: "Emit" you say? Strange choice of words, don't you think?Ramses: [chuckling] I guess you're right. After all, the whole point of this dress is emission elimination.SFE: You didn't use any pins, did you?Ramses: Hey, do you know

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... Unbeknownst to Shahimi, Sassy's snake-smooching stat is unbeatable. And no - you filthy-minded readers - the record isn't for how many snakes you've puckered up to; it's for how many times you've kissed the same poisonous snake. [Sassy waits patiently for her readers to get the joke ... Sensing it might be a long wait, she moves on ...] In all fairness to Shahimi, he'll only have 10 minutes

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So this cineplex in Utah won't be showing "Brokeback Mountain", the movie about meandering men in love. When asked why the cowboy cupidrama was canceled, the theater owner replied, "My wives didn't like the ending."P.S. Are we the only ones that call this movie "Homos On The Range"? Yeah? Oh. Ok then. We'll just be here ... drinking ... as usual.Tags: Sassy Travels; news; movies; Brokeback

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Well, it finally happened. Today Virginia Tech kicked Marcus Vick off the football team. Let's hope this isn't the beginning of the next Maurice Clarett story....Tags: Sassy Travels; news; college football; Marcus Vick; Maurice Clarett; Virginia Tech

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After years of hard work, a team of Missouri mathematicians has discovered the world's largest prime number. [Thank god!] "We're super excited," said the team leader. "We've been looking for such a number for a long time." [Yep. And now they can focus on moving out of their mom's house and finding girlfriends ...]Tags: Sassy Travels; news; science; prime number

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WOO HOO!!GO LIONS!By the way, if you didn't watch the game, you missed an epic battle! Triple overtime!!! Sassy actually ran out of scotch!Tags: Sassy Travels; Penn State; football

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As some of y'all know, Sassy is a Penn State grad. Today, she proudly (and by proudly, we of course mean drunkenly) joins countless other Nittany Lions in the "White Out" and screams:WE ARE PENN STATE! GO LIONS! Signed,Sassy Stater (Class of '96)Tags: Sassy Travels; Penn State; Orange Bowl; Nittany Lions; football

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